Accept no substitutes and beware of imitations for genuine Super Dooper Oil, every man’s alternative to the expensive concoctions and preparations made by the huge multinational behemoth gun oil corporation monopolists!

Nothing could be easier than making your own gun oil at home in the privacy of your garage.

First procure a quart spray bottle at your local Dollar General

Take one part of Slick 50 engine treatment and dump into the bottle

Measure another part of Marvel Mystery Oil to that

Then add another equal part of Zippo Lighter Fluid

The crucial and indispensable secret to Super Dooper Oil is to screw the cap back onto the spray bottle and vigorously shake for exactly forty five seconds according to a timer,

Not to be taken internally

Gluten free

Not processed on machinery that uses tree nuts

If ingested and you sustain an erection that persists more than four hours please report to the nearest emergency room

May be toxic to hogs

May cause cancer in the State of California

Not responsible for accidents

Use at your own risk

May damage the finish of fine wood furniture, gun stocks, and automobiles

CAUTION: CONTENTS WILL RESULT IN EXCESSIVE LIFE OF ALL FIREARMS AND ALL OTHER MACHINES THAT REQUIRE OILING SO THAT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BUY ANOTHER

diyguy thanks for the time and work put into this study. It was a well thought out and interesting read.