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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:02 pm 
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Don't kid around about it, say it like it is :!: :lol:

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BTW, down in Texas, we don't have rednecks, we have Yalooes. {YAY-LOOS}



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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:07 am 
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If he's going to junk it, then yeah, that's fine. If he had any hopes of selling/trading it, then, well, let's just say that he'd get a much better price with a fixed AC unit than he will with either that monstrosity bolted on top, or without it and a roof full of holes! :shock:

BTW - where did he find an extension cord long enough for him to drive around Houston? :lol:


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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:18 pm 
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I suspect he'll get a citation for hooking to many together. I wonder if he Knotted them all at the connections, and what the resistence might be aver 40 miles of cord :lol: ( Not to mention the reel he'd need to coil it all) :D

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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:30 pm 
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hey think i've seen that bass boat on the lake here


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:18 pm 
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If someone has ever reached for their digital camera, to take a picture of your vehicle to show their friends...

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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:16 pm 
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If you've ever used a shotgun to trim your trees.


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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:02 pm 
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Might be a redneck if you can smoke a cigerette, nurse a baby, and drive a stick-shift all at the same time.

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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:14 am 
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Y'all might be a redneck if your momma ever yells outa the other room, "Yall come take a look o' the size of this!"


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 Post subject: Re: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:42 am 
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Ralphie wrote:
If you've ever used a shotgun to trim your trees.


Dammm.........but that mistletoe was to high for the ladder .....even in the back of the truck........


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:55 pm 
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Centerfire Rifle Count :?: How about a .22 :?:

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 Post subject: re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:57 pm 
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I have used a 22 to get mistletoe out of a tree several times. A shotgun tears it up too bad. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:59 pm 
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You might be a redneck if:

-You could not afford to buy Christmas presents for your family, but have your brand new shotgun in your closet.

-You buy and sell guns regularly not realizing many you buy were yours from before.


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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:33 am 
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If you've ever given rat traps as Christmas gifts.......... , you just might be a redneck.


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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:03 pm 
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you might be a redneck.......

If you wear a shirt that says "I'm with stupid"...........and you're by yourself.



Ok, heres some redneck fashion tips.

1. You can't be over 250lbs. and wear a shirt that says "No fat chicks".

2. If your butt looks like a bag of feed corn with two raccoons wrestlin' around inside, then spandex is NOT for you.

3. (for the ladys) If you're over 40 and still wearin' the tight little shorts that say "juicy" on the back..............YOU AIN'T JUICY NO MORE!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:15 pm 
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Ralphie wrote:
If you've ever used a shotgun to trim your trees.


I did something like that once. There was a big branch broken off and hanging on another branch, about 15 feet up. We didn't want it dropping on our heads, so I went out and brought it down with 4 rounds of birdshot. Worked great and was fun! :P


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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:22 pm 
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If you've ever excused yourself from the dinner table to go out to the truck and use the CB radio.

No kidding; I saw a man do it at a Shoney's here in TN once.

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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:03 pm 
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you do all your gift shopping [which is not that often, cuz you can't remember anniversaries, birthdays, etc. (in fact the only time you went to the flea market for a gift was that time you won five bucks on the lottery and decided to treat yourself but spent it on beer as soon as you got there)]at the flea market...


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 Post subject: Re: All "You might be a redneck" jokes here...
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:17 pm 
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you've ever woke up in the back of a truck driven by your brother's wife and wonderred.....
(c'mon y'all know who you are!)


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:19 pm 
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you've gone from Bud in a bottle to PBR so you could have just one more.....




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