Just gotta pick on you a little bit in fun:
Phobia=fear of.
Itis=inflammation
I have 48-itis.
I love them, not fear them.
I realize that I am making a play on semantics bur when my beloved Franchi 48s are the subject, I prefer that proper usage of grammar be used.

We both have the same disease for which there is no cure. Nor am I looking for a cure. There is no vaccine for it, either.
Love my 48s, especially the 20 gauges. Ain't anything wrong with the other gauges, but the 20 gauge is my first love.