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A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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LOL :lol: :lol:
So Rick, would you have the brazen whores or the drink? :twisted:
Me? Cheap and tawdry over a meer drink?
Oh yeah, Ba-by! Every day of the week.
I don't drink... :lol:

-- Sam
i didnt know they taped my flights
ho ya.
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