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Not mine, this is from another site but I like it;
A man enters a bar that has a robot bartender. He orders a drink, and the bartender serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?".
The man replies "150", and the robot proceeds to make small talk about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks "This is really cool." So, he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in and orders another drink. Again the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink, and asks him "What is your IQ?"
This time the man replies "About a hundred". Immediately the robot starts talking about NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, and favorite fast foods.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and then decides to give the robot one more test. He heads back in, orders another drink, gets served the perfect drink, and the robot asks him "What's your IQ?"
The man replies " Uuuh, about 50, I think."
And the robot says....very slowly.... "So... yuh gonna vote Liberal again?"
A man enters a bar that has a robot bartender. He orders a drink, and the bartender serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?".
The man replies "150", and the robot proceeds to make small talk about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, and nano-technology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks "This is really cool." So, he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in and orders another drink. Again the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink, and asks him "What is your IQ?"
This time the man replies "About a hundred". Immediately the robot starts talking about NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, and favorite fast foods.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and then decides to give the robot one more test. He heads back in, orders another drink, gets served the perfect drink, and the robot asks him "What's your IQ?"
The man replies " Uuuh, about 50, I think."
And the robot says....very slowly.... "So... yuh gonna vote Liberal again?"