Enlightenment (somethig to think about, not do)

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally, or a person who does not believe in retaliating against terrorists, to convince them why force is sometimes needed. 1.) Approach one of these people who talk about "peace" and feel there should be no retaliation. 2.)Engage in a brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate. 3.) When he says "No" ask, "why not?" 4.) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence." 5.) When he's in mid-sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 6.) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you. After all, that would be awful and he should not cause more violence. 7.) Wait until he agrees that he he has pledge not to commit additional violence. 8.) Punch him in the face again, only much harder this time. 9.) Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back. "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective"--Ted Nugent