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Point the muzzle where you geuss the bird will be, pull the trigger, and don't forget to keep swinging. There's also the BBBB system, butt, belly, beak, BANG!! 8)
 

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If you shoot a bird that is not flying we call that a D.O. and you must perform the D.O. ritual.
(Sorry Jay .... I got to)
D.O. stands for D*ck Out.
If you ground swat a bird (or shoot one in a tree) you must hunt with your D.O. untill you hit one in the air. This is to ensure the other hunters know you are a man. Women are exempt from this rule since they have no D to hang out.
 

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GordonSetter said:
If you ground swat a bird (or shoot one in a tree) you must hunt with your D.O. untill you hit one in the air. This is to ensure the other hunters know you are a man. Women are exempt from this rule since they have no D to hang out.
I'm glad I didn't know about this rule when I was a kid. My poor little member would have had some serious sunburn.

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Frostbite, Sunburn, all bad, just easier to let them fly a little.
 

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I took a pheasant in a tree when I was a kid. Do I have to swing in the wind to make up for it, even if I hit many since? Is there interest or backpay.. maybe I will just walk around with willie swinin for a month to ensure good carma.
 

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NUDE DOVE HUNTING ... that sounds interesting.

One problem.

WHERE DO I KEEP MY SHELLS!!
 

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I really don't want to know.but my guess would be in "rear" magazine
 

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When did this thread turn into a nudist-hunting colony :? I don't know about the rest of you but I'm getting scared to make posts :lol:
 

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When did this thread turn into a nudist-hunting colony :? I don't know about the rest of you but I'm getting scared to make posts :lol:
:roll: I do not intend to hunt, fish, hike, dig ginseng, goof off, or do any other outdoor activity without my duds on. You guys have too much idle time on your hands. Go fishin' or somethin'. (be sure to dress first)
 

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NUDE DOVE HUNTING ... that sounds interesting.

One problem.

WHERE DO I KEEP MY SHELLS!!
Just make sure you get dressed before you deep fry them. Splashing grease and a swingin' are not good things at the same time.
 

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Just make sure you get dressed before you deep fry them. Splashing grease and a swingin' are not good things at the same time.
How do you think I make sure the grease is the right temp?

Geez, that's a scary thought ....
 

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Niether do I :? But I do agree on one thing, use a different dipstick in the deep fryer :shock:
 
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