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A man is driving
down a deserted stretch of
highway when he notices a sign out of the
corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his
imagination and drives on with out
second thought....
Soon he sees
another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES.

Suddenly he begins to realize that
these signs are for real and drives past a
third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him
and he pulls into the drive. On the far side
of the parking lot is a
stone building with a small sign next to the
door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the
bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
black habit who asks,
'What may business....'
we do for you my son?'
He
answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please
follow me.' He is led through many winding passages
and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the
man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and
another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door... This
nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
large
wooden door at the end of the
hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup,
eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the d oor
pulling it shut
behind him.

The door locks, and he
finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
 

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100 bucks the sisters let him off easy!
Lucky the cops didnt get him!
 
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