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How to make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a landscaper
13. a fashion expert
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
4 0. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be hardworking and have money
49. not stress her out
50 . not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


Did I forget any? :?
 

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Uh, I think there is hazard in being honest. As in "Do you think this dress makes me look fat?"
 

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Spacegold said:
Uh, I think there is hazard in being honest. As in "Do you think this dress makes me look fat?"
You are correct!

These were somebody else's suggestions......Maybe dictated by a woman....or....actually written by the female persuasion :roll:
 

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I'm not sure, could you put those in order of priority?

Some seem to be a bit at odds with each other, such as giving compliments regularly and being honest
 

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New_Geezer said:
I'm not sure, could you put those in order of priority?

Some seem to be a bit at odds with each other, such as giving compliments regularly and being honest
No Can Do!

Remember; We are talking about Women......

I am glad my wife hasn't read this yet :oops:
 

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One other that you forgot:

Like keeping a good knife sharp, one must stroke it often!

Clyde
 

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jugchoke said:
One other that you forgot:

Like keeping a good knife sharp, one must stroke it often!
Whoops, the family nature of this forum precludes me from posting the first thought that came to my mind :oops:
 

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On the other side, to make a man happy a woman has to:

come naked
bring beer.
 

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And depending upon the woman, beer may be optional.
 

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Pretty funny that when I clicked on this "accidental discharge" was the topic directly below it.
 

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Also depending on the woman the naked part could be optional too..... :roll:
 

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Clayslayer said:
Also depending on the woman the naked part could be optional too..... :roll:
With some... just bring beer.. lots and lots of beer... :shock:
 

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Ya'll forgot the MOST IMPORTANT thing of all !!! CHOCOLATE!!!!! If it just happens to have a raspberry flavoring added, so much the better.

HWD
 

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Not all women are beautiful. That's why we have beer. In order for many women to look good the consumption of beer is required. Some women require the consumption of massive amounts of beer just to go from disgusting to "eh, whatever". ]

Those women need not show up naked.
 

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soonerpgh said:
Clayslayer said:
Also depending on the woman the naked part could be optional too..... :roll:
With some... just bring beer.. lots and lots of beer... :shock:
As Willie Nelson says in one of his songs:

"Went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2."

Have a good week.

Mike :D
 

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This topic sure degenerated in a hurry. :lol:
 
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