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All her life the Blond was made fun of, and had had enough.One day she decided to learn how to ice fish. She went to the local library and read every book she could get her hands on cover to cover about the sport. Sure of herself, she went to the largest sporting goods store in town and asked to be helped by the best salesman they had. She bought the finest equipment money could buy and headed out on the ice. Within a few minutes of setting up her stuff she started to auger a hole in the ice when a voice came out of the blue..." There are no fish under the ice...." She looked around and wondered if she was perhaps in the wrong area for fishing. Moving to another place on the ice she once again took the auger and started to bore a hole. And once again the voice returned and said ..."THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"... Now perplexed she pulls out her ice fishing book and reads the tips section. She decides that the best place would be in the corner of the ice, mabe by a snag or something. So, she picks up and moves over to the corner and starts to auger a hole...." LADY I TOLD YOU.... THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!".... The Blond looks upward and says " Lord is that you?"....... " No,.... I'm the Rink Manager!!!"
Rapid Rob.
 
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