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A cowboy walks into a bar in Wyoming and sits down at the bar. He is looking for a little companionship and starts talking to a young lady across the bar.

After a few minutes she asks him if he is a real cowboy? He replies " sure am mam. I wake up in the morning and check my herd, ride the fences and look after the cattle all day. Can I buy you a drink?"

She replies "no thanks I'm a lesbian. I get up in the morning and do nothing but think about women til lunch. After lunch I think about women until supper. After supper I think about women till I sleep."

Feeling dejected he takes his beer and moves to a table. It isn't long before a good looking gal comes in and asks if she can join him for a beer. She asks him "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replies " I used to think so mam, but I just found out I'm a lesbian"
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