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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> their new wives duties.
> The first man had married a woman from Arkansas and
> bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all
> the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple
> days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
> and the dishes were done.
> The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma He bragged
> that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
> dishes and the cooking .On that the first day he didn't see any
> results,
> but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
> the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He told her that her
> duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
> the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
> anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
> and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a
> bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
> Gotta love those TEXAS girls. ....
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