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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, and looking up.

A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches!" and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of the City of New Orleans.
 

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Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of the City of New Orleans.
Ably (?) assisted by Enoch and Eli, their Blackcountry cousins from UK.

They were given the job of moving a horse drawn barge along a canal, and came to a tunnel through the hill; it was at once clear that the horse was too tall to get through.

"I know" said Enoch, "Let's dig a trench along the towpath and the 'orse can walk along it". "Youm a fool, you am" said Eli, "It's 'is 'ead we can't get under, not his bluddy feet"!

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