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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2..00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?

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There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. i don't get it :lol:

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for
their final exam.

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? :lol:

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two
words "The" and "IRS" together it spells

"THEIRS"?
 

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
My wife packages Lipton Tea at the plant where she works, an they drink anything but Lipton. :lol:

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I've wondered about that as well.

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two
words "The" and "IRS" together it spells
An its very, very true.

All good ones, TT.
 

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There are some real zingers in there! I might someday use a couple of those as "signatures" on this forum (I like to change mine from time to time).
 
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