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A Texas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?" ******* Two Texans are walking toward each other and one is carrying a sack. One says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?" "Jes, some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if you guesses right I'll give ya both of 'em." "Ummmmmm....five?" ******* A Texan came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here - muh house is on fahr." "OK," replied the fireman. "How do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have them big red trucks?" ******* Why do folks in Texas go to the movies in groups of 18 or more? Because they heard that 17 and under aren't admitted. ******* Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked. "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause Bubba said. "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" ******* Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Texas to 32? They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ******* What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Texas? Documentaries. ******* Where was the toothbrush invented? Texas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. ******* Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Texas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. ******* My favourite:A new law was recently passed in Texas so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. ******* What do a divorce in Texas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a house trailer. ******* How do you know when you're staying in a Texas hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I gotta leak in my sink," and the desk clerk says, "Go ahead ITS NOT HOW WELL YOU SHOOT, ITS HOW MUCH NOISE YOUR GUN MAKES.
 

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Stricking people from above, without letting them hit you back...Modern warfare.:rollin ITS NOT HOW WELL YOU SHOOT, ITS HOW MUCH NOISE YOUR GUN MAKES.
 

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Thats all right shotgunworld, I got this one...

"Ya'll no why Texas doesnt slip off into the Gulf of Mexico"???

Cause the rest of the "union" sucks!!!!! :twisted:
 

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Down In Texas 3 fellas, a mexican, an arab, and a texan are sitting at a bar: The Mexican drinks his Miller Lite and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice"...
The Arab [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either"...
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In Texas we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".
 

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Not exactly a gun joke, but funny, especially if you're in the Big Ten conference.

Four college allumni are climing a mountain. The lead is from Penn State, followed by a guy from Minnesota, followed by a guy from Michigan, and lastly, a guy from Ohio State.
They reach the summit of the mountain and the Minnesota Allumni shouts "This is for the Minnesota!" He then throws himself off the cliff. Not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Penn State shouts "This is for the Penn State!!" and throws himself off the cliff. The OSU Grad looks around and he decides that he will not be outdone, either. He stands up, shouts "This is for the Ohio State University!!!" and then grabs the Michigan grad and throws him off the cliff.....

Go Bucks! :D :lol: :D :lol:
 

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OSU? Ohio?

OSU is Oregon State, dude. :) Go Beavs!

(Yeah, I was surprised the first time I went to an "OSU" site and got some weirdo midwestern state. :))

-- Sam
 

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I beg to differ, man. Here:
http://www.osu.edu
It doesn't go to Oregon, or Oklahoma, or to any other university the starts with O.... It goes to OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY....
I'm sure you've heard of them. They won a minor football game this past January.
http://ohiostatebuckeyes.ocsn.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/2002national-champions.html

Yeah, we beat some unheard of team from somewhere in the South.....ummmmmmm I think it was in Florida....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that OSU is for Ohio State. (Just giving you a hard time)

Go Bucks!
 

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Any state that starts with O sucks anyways, why argue?
 

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pumper said:
Any state that starts with O sucks anyways, why argue?
Pretty much

Though I'm not fromt here, It hought the Texas not fallin into mexico was funny, and the ones about the arabs
 
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