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Check this one out, hehehe

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot, rented adult movies and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted
 

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TexasTon: Well I had a girlfriend who said we should get married, but i'd have to get rid of my guns because she wouldn't live in a house with 'em. Got rid of her instead ;)
And now I'm living happily ever after trying to finish getting my college degree, drinking beer, smoking cigars (which she also hated. I'd take a Diploma or a Padron '64 over her any day!) and shooting trap.

Life is good.
 

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I think shortest fairy tale goes to this one...

There was a frog. He farted, sniffed, then croaked. the end. :lol:
 
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